supersmashbro: (don't bother)
Raphael ([personal profile] supersmashbro) wrote 2025-06-26 11:08 pm (UTC)

[ Aha. There he floats. Like a gross dead body, only a sulky irate teenager ninja turtle who also happens to be alive. Little shit.

Raph mystic scoops him like a dutiful keeper of naughty parrots and deposits him on the ground... mostly gently. Gently enough that it's not NOT gentle. Just in case. ]


You ever say somethin' like that again and Raph's gonna fold you like a paper airplane. Got it?

[ He's got all day and infinite emotional core power to burn. He'll be the angriest affirmation factory ever mutated. And also perhaps the most violent one. ]

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